wankers galore

so Valencia want £100 million for David Villa? that's fucking ridiculous lah, with that price you can probably buy Aston Villa. i think its really tragic how the once "beautiful game" is gradually being turned into a financial marketplace, where players are being bought and sold as commodities. very expensive commodities. well, expensive unless you're a "peanut(s)"-earning guy called T. T. Durai or the Prime Minister of Singapore.

ok i'm not blogging to release my political angst today. i tell you all what i saw last night. knn damn gross lah, i come back at night to PGP, and in the block in front of me, one of the lights on the ground floor was on. me, being an inherently inquisitive and observant creature (am trying not to use the adjective "kaypoh" here) looked in.... and then... OFMG!!

THE MUTHAFARKER WAS WANKING AWAY IN HIS ROOM NAKED!!!!

sibei suay. see this kinda thing. lucky i was not walking to take exam or what, if not confirm fail one. now, i'm not against people wanking, what i am against however, is people taking their dog out for a walk in full view of half the world (the other half were probably studying).

you may like what your doing, but that does not necessarily mean everyone does.

now, if you were in my position, what would you have done? knocked on the window and lick your lips in front of him? whahaa....

As a USP student, I don't know whether to laugh or cry when the "premier undergraduate programme at NUS" (as USP terms itself) employs a branding consultancy firm, comes out with a gandiose "branding and communications strategy", and presto presents its logo to us.

Now, wait a second, that "logo" seems to bear an uncanny resemblence to some dude's cover page of some term paper.

C'mon guys, I'm sure you can do better than that... at least change the font to something other than Arial size 12? Ridiculous.

Eye infection not fun

my exams start in 5 days time and I haven't started studying yet. So what's new this semester? Other than me not wanting to chiong zouk during the reading week, as I had done in year 1? hahah its my lanjiao eye infection, that's what!

knn its quite pain everytime I blink my eye lah. Went to see doctor yesterday at YIH, the guy was superrr friendly to me, and told me it was a "straight-forward" and "minor" thing. He said it was a sty. Then I suddenly felt damn curious, wanted to ask him "but I thought the sty thing is the one that the pig live in", but decided not to lah. I wonder why so funny one, same word, same spelling, but got different meaning, like how when you say "the nasi lemak fucking good" you mean "the nasi lemak very good"; but then when you call someone a "fucker", the same meaning does not apply. Engrish is a funny language.

Everybody think my eye got infection because I either... (1) watch too much porn.... (2) stare at chiobu with short skirt..... or worse, (3) stare at girl with shorter skirt that you think is chio, but when you see her closeup she look like your third auntie the mahjong queen who become queen since before singapore independence. eh damn bastard leh you all, make fun of my medical condition like that.

you all know how to stop blinking or not?

PGP woes

wahh... the food thief strikes again, I thought I leave my margarine in the cluster fridge can be very safe, I mean, who the hell steal a small pack of margarine that cost only like 2 bucks at Georgie's Mart right? ya right. I opened the fridge 2 afternoons back and my margarine was still there. I was heartened. The world got good people left, I thought. Then when I open it, KNNBCCB some mother son go take everything! only left one little bit to give me a bit of face, I spread half slice of bread also not enough! The world is full of despicable bastards who go around stealing margarine. My neighbour's margarine, look more high class, and low salt somemore, macham still new... wah lao... damn unfair lor

then the fucking LAN connection in my room is just about as reliable as Newcastle playing away from home (not that they're fantastic at home either), so everynight must go cbox study. I think its part of some covert top-secret CIA conspiracy lah. NUS com centre people tapping the LAN lines in case got anyone bitch about bush after he talk at UCC. then they take down your name and MSN over to their CIA counterparts (or is it Skype? now that's the "in" thing right) and then POOF! you disappear like maserati being driven by person with bursting bladder.

ok ok stop bitching liao. do essay do essay!!

Borat's DA MAN!!

haha i swear Borat's plain WICKED man hahaha you guys should really check out his vids on youtube, they're so utterly politically and racially insensitive that you just have to laugh. shit how the fuck does he crack them with such a straight face?! now, that's a comedian for you! seems quite apt that it was his face on the billboard when Paul Robinson let in THAT lanjiao own goal in Croatia... oh anyway, check out the quotes below for a taste of his humour:

"My mother, she never love me. (Stifled chuckle) She say she wish she was raped by someone else."

"This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success."

(introducing his former wife) "Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard."

(introducing Kazakhstan, his supposed country of origin) "in Kazakhstan, three main issues: economic, social, and Jew."

and there's plenty more... don't think we'll get to see his movie in Spore though.. sad. it'll be cool, especially if they show it for film and hist next year or something lol...