My Heart of Darkness.

where the thin line between illusion and reality becomes blurred by the very hand that draws it; where the search for answers lead to more questions; where you have to be broken to be built; where nothing sees miracles but misery. Welcome to my Heart of Darkness.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Borat's DA MAN!!

haha i swear Borat's plain WICKED man hahaha you guys should really check out his vids on youtube, they're so utterly politically and racially insensitive that you just have to laugh. shit how the fuck does he crack them with such a straight face?! now, that's a comedian for you! seems quite apt that it was his face on the billboard when Paul Robinson let in THAT lanjiao own goal in Croatia... oh anyway, check out the quotes below for a taste of his humour:

"My mother, she never love me. (Stifled chuckle) She say she wish she was raped by someone else."

"This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success."

(introducing his former wife) "Her vagine hang like a sleeve of wizard."

(introducing Kazakhstan, his supposed country of origin) "in Kazakhstan, three main issues: economic, social, and Jew."

and there's plenty more... don't think we'll get to see his movie in Spore though.. sad. it'll be cool, especially if they show it for film and hist next year or something lol...

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