My Heart of Darkness.

where the thin line between illusion and reality becomes blurred by the very hand that draws it; where the search for answers lead to more questions; where you have to be broken to be built; where nothing sees miracles but misery. Welcome to my Heart of Darkness.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

wankers galore

so Valencia want £100 million for David Villa? that's fucking ridiculous lah, with that price you can probably buy Aston Villa. i think its really tragic how the once "beautiful game" is gradually being turned into a financial marketplace, where players are being bought and sold as commodities. very expensive commodities. well, expensive unless you're a "peanut(s)"-earning guy called T. T. Durai or the Prime Minister of Singapore.

ok i'm not blogging to release my political angst today. i tell you all what i saw last night. knn damn gross lah, i come back at night to PGP, and in the block in front of me, one of the lights on the ground floor was on. me, being an inherently inquisitive and observant creature (am trying not to use the adjective "kaypoh" here) looked in.... and then... OFMG!!

THE MUTHAFARKER WAS WANKING AWAY IN HIS ROOM NAKED!!!!

sibei suay. see this kinda thing. lucky i was not walking to take exam or what, if not confirm fail one. now, i'm not against people wanking, what i am against however, is people taking their dog out for a walk in full view of half the world (the other half were probably studying).

you may like what your doing, but that does not necessarily mean everyone does.

now, if you were in my position, what would you have done? knocked on the window and lick your lips in front of him? whahaa....

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy cow...

wonder if anyone else saw it too...
lol.. maybe it's exam stress man...

as an evil prank.. maybe u can leave him a note on his door:

"i know what you *#&$#@$*!&% did last night naked!"

oughta keep him on his toes..and his neighbours curious enough!! LOL

alex

12:09 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aiyar. the other day you also wank in your room naked. the other day goh meng chek also wank in his room naked. nevermind la

12:33 pm  
Blogger bobby said...

push the door in, hold ur camera phone and say ''you're on candid camera''

and there you have it. a slave for the rest of the time in hall...

2:01 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewwwwww that is GROSS as shitttt
you should threaten to call the cops on that pos man.

ew..
nat

8:12 pm  

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