Eye infection not fun

my exams start in 5 days time and I haven't started studying yet. So what's new this semester? Other than me not wanting to chiong zouk during the reading week, as I had done in year 1? hahah its my lanjiao eye infection, that's what!

knn its quite pain everytime I blink my eye lah. Went to see doctor yesterday at YIH, the guy was superrr friendly to me, and told me it was a "straight-forward" and "minor" thing. He said it was a sty. Then I suddenly felt damn curious, wanted to ask him "but I thought the sty thing is the one that the pig live in", but decided not to lah. I wonder why so funny one, same word, same spelling, but got different meaning, like how when you say "the nasi lemak fucking good" you mean "the nasi lemak very good"; but then when you call someone a "fucker", the same meaning does not apply. Engrish is a funny language.

Everybody think my eye got infection because I either... (1) watch too much porn.... (2) stare at chiobu with short skirt..... or worse, (3) stare at girl with shorter skirt that you think is chio, but when you see her closeup she look like your third auntie the mahjong queen who become queen since before singapore independence. eh damn bastard leh you all, make fun of my medical condition like that.

you all know how to stop blinking or not?