I took this off my How Technology Works IVLE forum, posted by my tutor, be warned though, it has to do with SCIENCE:


A Party of Famous Physicists


One day, all of the world's famous physicists decided to get together for a tea luncheon. Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student, and able to observe some of the guests:


* Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.
* Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.
* Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.
* Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.
* Volt thought the social had a lot of potential.
* Heisenberg may or may not have been there.
* The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time.
* van der Waals forced himeself to mingle.
* Wien radiated a colourful personality.
* de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.
* Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates.
* Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.
* Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.
* Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.
* Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.
* Faraday had quite a capacity for food.


You know you've been studying too hard if you found the above joke funny.