piercing issues that i find imperative to talk about because i've got nothing better to do:


1. i think tongue studs are as cool as my sanyo air-con, i've always wanted what its like kissing someone with a tongue stud, imagine that piece of (cold?) metal brushing against your own tongue, and the sound it makes against your teeth. pretty kinky eh? sadly i don't think the same can be said of bracers.


2. i think all gals should pierce their bellybutton, yeah its really quite a turning on. er gals with a beer belly are excluded from that rule. its just off. the stud would look erm suffocated and buried.


3. no one in the right frame of mind should pierce the inside of the ear (hello? doesn't it affect your hearing? helloo? u can't hear me?), and gals with thin eyebrows shouldn't pierce them because the piercing would look as though its dragging the whole eyebrow down like what "Titanic" Rose did to Jack (no wonders he let go in the end)


4. guys should not pierce their penises. full stop. how gross can u get? what if it gets ripped off by some freak accident of nature (ok fine, during sex)? that fella would be known as "the stud with the ripped-out stud". full stop again.


5. gals shouldn't get their nipples pierced because assuming they become mothers and have to breast-feed their children, they'll have to get a tongue piercing for their kid in order to stop making them crave for milk.


6. i want to get my nipples pierced.