a recipe for disaster and perhaps instant alcohol poisoning, tried, tested (and survived) by yours truly at jae's party yesterday:

(1) shot glass filled with sabucca to the brim (good stuff!). set alight. no straws. just drink. do not hesitate because you would burn your mouth (like me). make sure it goes down at one go. the result? for about 3 seconds, you will feel as though your entire digestive tract from your throat to your stomach got warmer by several degrees. this makes a flaming lamborghini seem like a soft drink in a martini glass. please do not try this if your face turns crimson red after a can of beer.


(2) bottle of vodka on speed-pourer poured straight into your open mouth as you sit on a chair. hold the position for 3 seconds (although im damn sure it was like 5 seconds). its not as bad as it seems lah. really. but the trick is for you to do the whole process 4 times in less than 2 hours. fuck i choked at the last time.


for best effect, intersperse both of the above with other drinks like flaming lamborghinis and double tequila shots and there you have it. concussion effect guaranteed. just ask my dear neighbour leonard what i did last night when i went back to PGP. think i should abstain from alcohol for a while to let this shit flow out of my system. ok gimmie a week.