Even the dead aren't spared

Check out this report I found on the Electric TNP:

CEMETERY is now a PARK. Next, it will be HDB ESTATE

When schooling, you are chased by teachers (or if you damn jialat - by principal);
When pon school to go dating, you chase the gal of our dreams (or if you super rich, she chase you lah);

When before married, you chase and whack the motherfucker that act funny with your gf;
When married already, your wife chase you for ogling at tiger beer girl at coffee shop;

When become parents with young kids, you chase them for stealing your porn collection;
When become parents with older kids, they chase you for money for their own porn collection;

When retired with too much $$ in CPF, you chase china girl working at Joo Chiat;
When retired with no $$ in CPF, you chase china girl for making you bankrupt;

and so the story goes and you run till you die. or so it seems... now, when you're dead, gahmen still chase you out of your resting place. Whatever happened to the saying "Rest in Peace", or more importantly, whatever happened to respect for the dead?