10 reasons why i love leonard ho khee cong:

(1) He cannot say "shut up", he has to do a Russell Peters-inspired Chinaman spoof and go "shhaaardarp!"


(2) He likes to play as a cleric in Baldur's Gate 2: Dark Alliance and heal my character, and then whine non-stop about how i can do 700 damage whereas he can only inflict 250


(3) He thinks determiners and the word "sheep" can be pluralised, but still got 9/10 for his elang quiz. bitch.


(4) He brings in a PS2, and plays PS2 with me, and then calls me an addict for playing PS2.


(5) He has nice-snacky stuff in his room, like pop-tarts, pringles and a bottle of bailey's, he ONCE HAD a bottle of absolut peach too


(6) He can't button his shirt properly when drunk, especially after trying unsuccessfully to get a chick's no. at Club Momo


(7) He is someone i always ask to sleep with each of the rare times that i stumble back to PGP drunk


(8) He once had gigantic and adorable pimples the size of Bukit Timah Nature Reserve on his cheek, and he put a largely-overexaggerated plaster the size of Mt. Everest to cover it up


(9) He thinks bananas are masculine and bread is feminine


(10) See him when he's drunk. 'nuff said.


So there you go biatch hahah HAPPY 21st!! i will NOT be held responsible for whatever ribbing you get as a result of this blog post, smackdown tonight yea? lol