President S. R. Nathan made Patron of SIM

Ok i know this is hardly breaking news, unless you had before today secretly harboured hope of becoming the patron of a university whose acronyms form the type of card you put into your handphone. (for further clarification, i mean SIM card, not MEMORY card). well, if that's the case, sorry man, but hey, look on the bright side: there're 2 more universities left up for grabs. and if S. R. Nathan gets them too, you can always challenge him in the next Presidential Elections held in God-know-when. just please remember to submit your minority-status declaration or whatever lanjiao form. if don't want to submit, then act like you did and pray got no CCTV around.

but seriously, can anyone reading this blog please enlighten me as to what a Patron does? i go to the downstairs kopt tiam to eat dinner every weekend, so do i qualify as a Patron of Lucky 888 Kopi Tiam? then like that Goh Chok Tong wife, as patron of T. T. Durai, oops, i meant NKF, every time go donate kidney, or peanuts, one lah? (sorry i couldn't resist making those jibes)

will be waiting for your responses, or a lawsuit, whichever comes first. . .