urgh i feel like i just gotta get this off my chest. was going down to City Hall yesterday for the USC production meeting, and on the bus i had the distinct dishonour of sitting 2 seats away from this VJC squeaker and his litter of 2 equally squealish gal pals.


wah lim beh super fucking annoyed lah, NOT ONLY because of his stupid i-think-through-my-ass comments like "i'm glad that Miss South Africa this year is a black girl - it shows that they [South Africa] are finally emerging and learning to accept its apartheid past". eh i not pol sci major, but can someone explain to me what that statement means? how does the selection of a woman to represent the country in a beauty pageant show that the country is "emerging and learning to accept its apartheid past??" i scratch head, scratch nose, scratch balls long long also cannot think of the answer. you got answer go tagboard and tag.


BUT ALSO because of his voice which sounded a pitch too high for an 18yr old guy - i swear i didn't see him pinching his balls although i figure that if he did, and got really excited (and more squeakish) in the process he would pretty much qualify for the first ever human dog whistle. "squeeze my balls, watch me drive your pet pooch wild".


besides, the last time i checked, the 2 previous Miss South Africas were also black (pardon my usage once again of the politically-incorrect term). so not only did mr smarty pants annoy the shit out of me, he got his bloody facts wrong! nothing is more hilarious than someone trying his darnest best to act as though he possessed an intelligence and a general knowledge. hell yea, i wouldn't be surprised if he thought the Springboks to be a brand of mattress.


when lim beh super fucking pissed off lim beh go sit on e seat directly opposite the whelp and diao him. ok lah, maybe not diao, but give him that super sympathetic "wah-your-master-never-give-u-lunch-and-i'm-really-sorry-for-you" sorta look. wah u should see the effect man, he tiok stunned macham you play mahjong and throw out the winning tile for one clown to win man tai ya lor he got that kind of look on his faggot face. but i think that fella also quite smart lah, because after a while he talk softer liao. then almost missed his stop somemore. hurry hurry press bell then tiok diao by bus driver. hahahaha i think i ruffled his fur a bit too much lah, now must go back to dog hotel go for grooming session.


i'm such an asshole lah, skarli next time i reincarnate as dog than jialat liao. CHOI! PUI!